function relative_time(time_value){var values=time_value.split(" ");time_value=values[1]+" "+ values[2]+", "+ values[5]+" "+ values[3];var parsed_date=Date.parse(time_value);var relative_to=(arguments.length>1)?arguments[1]:new Date();var delta=parseInt((relative_to.getTime()- parsed_date)/1000);delta=delta+(relative_to.getTimezoneOffset()*60);if(delta<60){return'less than a minute ago';}else if(delta<120){return'about a minute ago';}else if(delta<(60*60)){return(parseInt(delta/60)).toString()+' minutes ago';}else if(delta<(120*60)){return'about an hour ago';}else if(delta<(24*60*60)){return'about '+(parseInt(delta/3600)).toString()+' hours ago';}else if(delta<(48*60*60)){return'1 day ago';}else{return(parseInt(delta/86400)).toString()+' days ago';}}
(function($){$.fn.tweets=function(options){$.ajaxSetup({cache:true});var defaults={tweets:1,target:null};var options=$.extend(defaults,options);return this.each(function(){var obj=$(this);$.getJSON('http://twitter.com/statuses/user_timeline/'+ options.username+'.json?count='+ options.tweets+'&callback=?',function(data){var tweets=[];$.each(data,function(i,tweet){if(tweet.text!==undefined){tweet.text=tweet.text.replace(/(\b(https?|ftp|file):\/\/[-A-Z0-9+&@#\/%?=~_|!:,.;]*[-A-Z0-9+&@#\/%=~_|])/ig,'<a target="_blank" href="$&">$&</a> ').replace(/@(.*?)(,?)(\s|\(|\)|$)/g,'<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/$1">@$1</a>$2$3');tweets.push(tweet.text);}});for(var i in tweets){var tweet=tweets[i];var matches=tweet.match(/#(.*?)(\s|$)/g);for(var j in matches){var match=$.trim(matches[j]);var link='<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23'+ match.replace('#','')+'">'+ match+'</a>';var regex=new RegExp(match,'g');tweets[i]=tweet.replace(regex,link);}}
options.callback(tweets,obj);});});};})(jQuery);